but she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts
she’s cheer captain and i wear t-shirts
dreaming bout the day when you wear t-shirts
what you’re lookin for has been t-shirts
Pseudo-creative descriptor of self, followed by addressing readers as something other than readers (i.e. SpunkPuppets or CrumbTicklers). Assurance that writer is not crazy, followed by crazy statement. Serious summation of above statements. Random word. List of fandoms.
Passionfruit Empress CAR 12.2
what
(Source: slacktory)
but she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts
she’s cheer captain and i wear t-shirts
dreaming bout the day when you wear t-shirts
what you’re lookin for has been t-shirts
the year is 1434
henry the blacksmith has a bit too much mead with his buddies and passes out
two months later he receives a message from the fair maiden jane in the next town over that says “what do you mean you wish to squeeze mine buttocks”
“oh my god,” he says, “i drunk carrier pigeoned her”
I went into the post office about five minutes ago to buy stamps and send some items. As I was leaving, the guy I bought the stamps from was talking to his buddy, muttered something about Cinnabon, and started giggling.
I’m not sure if I want to be Post Office Famous or not.
(Source: 100newfears)
(Source: deidarawr)
Mark and Sunrise Ruffalo support marriage equality. Do you?
exactly! we need to focus our efforts on the real issue
which is making fun of people named Sunrise
(but no really I’m just jealous because you’re married to Mark “Fluffy Cuddle Bunny” Wuffalo)
(Source: michaelswaney)
The point of this laugh…is pencils!
(Source: belligerentandnumerous)
(Source: desirejustcheatsyou)
(Source: seillig-zil)